Hey Dude wassup? I been chillin', man. Mostly hangin' out in the alley behind the office talking to John and Utah. They're homeless dudes that gather aluminum cans to buy beer. Cool, huh? Anyway, they introduced me to this guy named Booster Jones and he turned me on to some great deals on USED ELECTRONICS. I'm passing 'em on to you , man, cause that's just the kind of guy I am.

John and Utah

Almost like new TVs!!

This one just needs a new picture tube.

Gently Used PS2s!

Oh yeah, and while I'm here I just wanted to clear some sh*t up. I like Becky a lot, man, but she's not my steady. We just hang out, that's all. So, Sharon, if you're reading this, I wasn't kissing Becky when you saw us behind the bathroom at the skate park. I know it was you that drew the pentagram on my door and downloaded those viruses into my computer, so cut it out. Becky is just a friend, and I was smelling her hair, that's all.

Great Deals on VCR’s!

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